Tankard - Zero Dude lyrics

Sticky hands, smelly feet Badly breath, fart of d**h Please don't mind my running nose I've got everything you need I gotta good feet, this is a good deal Gimme your Dollars, make it real Tomorrow's too late, for every good trade Don't think about it, don't hesitate Come on in, look around Please beware, rancid air I sell guns and animals See my s**-toys? Best in town! A piece of cake, a piece of cake Can get ya p**n-sh**, or pink shampoo I have the coolest and lowest prices The people call me "Zero Dude" My hair is fake, my hair is fake No problem, man, I've got attitude I am the man with the million lighters The people call me "Zero Dude" Russian furs, french perfums Irish stew, british glue I sell safes and satellites Michael Jackson's silicon I gotta good feet, this is a good deal Gimme your Dollars, make it real Tomorrow's too late, for every good trade Don't think about it, don't hesitate Tell your friend 'bout my shop Come again, buy a lot Doesn't matter, if you're broke I take your wife, if she is hot A piece of cake, a piece of cake Can get ya p**n-sh**, or pink shampoo I have the coolest and lowest prices The people call me "Zero Dude" My hair is fake, my hair is fake No problem, man, I've got attitude I am the man with the million lighters The people call me "Zero Dude" Sticky hands, smelly feet Badly breath, fart of d**h Please don't mind my running nose I've got everything you need I gotta good feet, this is a good deal Gimme your Dollars, make it real Tomorrow's too late, for every good trade Don't think about it, don't hesitate Come on in, look around Please beware, rancid air I sell guns and animals See my s**-toys? Best in town! A piece of cake, a piece of cake Can get ya p**n-sh**, or pink shampoo I have the coolest and lowest prices The people call me "Zero Dude"...