Tankard - Son Of A Fridge lyrics

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Tankard - Son Of A Fridge lyrics

An icy wind blew the day I was born The snow feil heavily my hopes all seemed forlorn They threw my life into a chilling cold world Devoid nfchances still the wheel of fortune twirled Never! I will defy! I will fight til the day thatl die! They say Im in a jam now I say: life's no apple pie! Mama – a nasty mall Daddy was a ham-acting clod Caught up in a mental deep-freeze I surely had to beat the adds! Wanna be the top banana Now I'm just a rotten egg Cut the mustard, be the big cheese For your crumbs I'll never beg Desperate – what could I da? Found that switch deep inside 'o my soul One flick shifts my condition Alters me frnm prey tn cnnl That's why they call me A Son of a fridge Father's a freak and My mother a b**h Dan' mess around with The Son of a fridge Weird as a freak and As mean as a b**h Cheese it! You bloody fool! Stand aside or I'll flick the switch You're a beer short to a six-pack Don't mess with the son of a fridge Hey, girl! You look so cute! You break my heart and I can't resist Why do you turn away now? Tell me why do you look so pissed? Cause I am the top banana Surely l'm a rotten egg Cut the mustard, l'm the big cheese For your crumbs I'll never beg Freeze you! I press the key I start trembling then I cease to move Feels like a god-damn brain-freeze Tricked myself, me nerdy goof That's why they call me A Son of a fridge Father's a freak and My mother a b**h Dan' mess around with The Son of a fridge Weird as a freak and As mean as a b**h That's why they call me A Son of a fridge Father's a freak and My mother a b**h Dan' mess around with The Son of a fridge Weird as a freak and As mean as a b**h