Tanbo Boys - Fukui lyrics

[Intro: JR] Haha Tanbos and big a** crows [Hook: Pastor Spencer] Fukui's where I'm livin' in no matter what So bored all the time, when I think I've had enough And every time my supe says, “Are you staying?” I think I'm going to say no but And I say yeah, and I stay here, and I say yeah Fukui's where I'm livin' in And if you coming in, put your roots in the ground You f**ing stay here [Verse 1: JR] When the Tanbo Boys come through, you best get on your feet and listen Need everybody's hands up to the sky, ‘cause we in mint condition (In Fukui!) We go hard, yeah we get it in We got the highest birthrate, saving the population And you know what (What?!), we stay f**ing All night after the kids have been tucked in Fukui girls got gold hair, sweatpants and wear Crocs Rockin' plastic shoes, means uh, no socks (haha) Yeah, we got country girls, but no cornbread Kani and katsu-don is what they fed on We love that sauce katsu from Awara to Obama When you stack it on my plate, call it Sauce Katsuyama [Hook: Pastor Spencer] Fukui's where I'm livin' in no matter what So bored all the time, when I think I've had enough And every time my supe says, “Are you staying?” I think I'm going to say no but And I say yeah, and I stay here, and I say yeah Fukui's where I'm livin' in And if you coming in, put your roots in the ground You f**ing stay here [Verse 2: LGK] It's the L-E-R-O-Y, down for the F-U-K-U-I Out in Sabae is where I reside (f**ing get ‘em son) Winter best believe it's sabui (woo!) Kafun in spring make your me kayui Summer hit the beach, ‘cause it's mushiatsui (scorching) Fall leaves turn azayaka from nibui (beautiful) Been here for three years and I'm on number four Let me tell you about this ken that I truly adore (yeah, yeah) Make the first stop in the south at Mikata's five lakes Watching monkey's while sipping down them lavender milkshakes (delicious) In my ken, there are no subways or skyscrapers (naw dog) But head on down to Echizen and make your own paper (make it stack) It's the home to the nicest people in the land Also the birthplace of Smile Kids Japan (donate) Fukui [Hook: Pastor Spencer] Fukui's where I'm livin' in no matter what So bored all the time, when I think I've had enough And every time my supe says, “Are you staying?” I think I'm going to say no but And I say yeah, and I stay here, and I say yeah Fukui's where I'm livin' in And if you coming in, put your roots in the ground You f**ing stay here [Verse 3: LGK] Awara's the place to be if you're into onsens or Ecchiiiii Zen monastery bring you peace in Eiheiji [JR] In Katamachi, I come through, and use Fukui-ben Tsuru Tsuru Ippai, wow I'm drunk again (Hoya Hoya) Can a dude get a Hennessy and mugicha It makes me take to the sky, I call it Mothra [LGK] Or along Asuwa-gawa, taking in hanami Living life luxuriously licking Echizen-gani They told me to keep it humble, they told me not brag But I had to go in, ‘cause I got inaka swag (swag, swag) yeah [JR] 47 kens in this country But 46 don't matter, we the best, Fukui! [Hook: Pastor Spencer] Fukui's where I'm livin' in no matter what So bored all the time, when I think I've had enough And every time my supe says, “Are you staying?” I think I'm going to say no but And I say yeah, and I stay here, and I say yeah Fukui's where I'm livin' in And if you coming in, put your roots in the ground You f**ing stay here