Tammy Blanchard - Paris Original lyrics

[ROSEMARY] I slipped down this afternoon And bought some love insurance A most exclusive dress from gay Paree It's slick, and chick, and magnifique With s** beyond endurance It's me, it's me, it's absolutely me And why? One guy... This irresistible Paris original I'm wearing tonight I'm wearing tonight Specially for him This irresistible Paris original's All paid for and mine I must look divine Specially for him Suddenly he will see me And suddenly he'll go [?] me And blame it all on His own masculine [?] Never knowing that This irresistible Paris original So temptingly tight I'm wearing tonight Specially for him For him, for him This irresistible Paris original I'm wearing tonight Ah! She's wearing tonight! And I could spit! Some irresponsible Dress manufacturer Just didn't play fair [ROSEMARY & MISS KRUMHOLTZ] I'm one of a pair And I could... Oh! No! [?] This irresistible Paris original All slinky with sin Already slunk in And I could die! [ALL] And I could k** her! And I could... [SMITTY] This irresistible Paris original Tres s**y, nes pas God damn it! Voila! [ALL] And I could spit! [MISS JONES] Hello, girls! [ALL SECRETARIES] 39 bucks I hand out For something to made me stand out And suddenly I've got into menial ground [MISS JONES] Some laugh! [ALL SECRETARIES] This irresistible Paris original This ma** produced crime I'm wearing tonight [MISS LARUE] Hello, dears! [ALL SECRETARIES] For the very last time! [MEN] What a dress! [ALL SECRETARIES] Ugh!