Talal Qureshi - #KholoBC lyrics

[Intro: Ali Gul Pir (in Urdu)] Chora utho Adil Omar, Talal Qureshi Chalo, ye YouTube ka ban khol te hein [Verse 1: Ali Gul Pir (in Urdu)] Ali Gul Pir, tu kheh sakta hai abu Ek ganai say tum log ko pack keroon Zada bola toh parjaoonga jan ko File kholdoonga, Mubashar Luqman, kantro Tera style mujhse kabhi compare na hoga Tu Zainab Market hai, mai Asim Jofa Quaid e rap Chora! Samjha ya samjhaoon? Ja Atif say pooch, akhbar ki surkhian saboot Mera Facebook status bhi banai breaking news Merai ganai per syasatdano kai views Per ab tak mai Dadu mai bhung peeoon Sangath har mulk mai, Karachi mai jeeeon Mujhse jalai toh mai hoon sazish, Jews ki Mainai banaya records, tu marai phuski Such boloonga chahahay nikalai suo moto Meri botlai mujhe wapis do, Atiqa Odho Mera moo na khulwa, abey ja tu Mai hoon tsunami, tu hai akhhhh thooo Bakery waloon ko pitwate ho? YouTube kholo, kholo ban! [Hook: Ali Gul Pir (in Urdu)] Kholo ban, chor, salai, haq hain marain Gira daingai tumhari yeh proxy deewarain Kholo ban, chor, salai, haq hain marain Gira daingai tumhari yeh proxy deewarain Kholo ban, chor, salai, haq hain marain Gira daingai tumhari yeh proxy deewarain Kholo ban, chor, salai - (kholo ban) [Verse 2: Adil Omar] We storm the PTA office, bring reporters and cameras Rocking V for Vendetta masks like anonymous hackers Was going viral on the web, I was stomping some rappers But now I have to Hide My Ass with a proxy and pa**word They shut Spotflux off and now there's boys in the street Dry humping everything in sight like some monsters in heat Pent up testosterone in men with no form of release And then we wonder why they're angry, obnoxious, and creeps - but banning YouTube? - this is a new age Of sleazy politicians with their combovers and toupes And scummy supervillians with control over what you play And whose to say they can when they burn through money you pay They go enforce their censorship, but ignore the bigger threats I doubt these pricks can even grasp the f**ing internet Let alone be in charge of important decisions Blatant hypocrisy with bullsh** moral convictions And how we're blind, we face their machine with no rage While they rape us and take us back to the stone age So if the government don't like the venom this man spits You can be a silly b**h and tell em to ban this [Hook: Ali Gul Pir (in Urdu)] Kholo ban, chor, salai, haq hain marain Gira daingai tumhari yeh proxy deewarain Kholo ban, chor, salai, haq hain marain Gira daingai tumhari yeh proxy deewarain Kholo ban, chor, salai, haq hain marain Gira daingai tumhari yeh proxy deewarain Kholo ban, chor, salai - (kholo ban)