The Nihilist became a priest The drag queen hung up her heels "What the hell became of you?" "You deserted everything I a**umed you to be" "What the hell are we gonna do?" "Embellish all of the evidence, as soon as can be" The anchorman was the thief The mannequin lived out her dreams "What the hell became of you?" "You pre-empted everything I a**umed was true" "What the hell are we gonna do?" "Do away with all the scientists, bachelors and their degrees" We left so many suitors cold We left them searching, while us we're all sold No turning back, no turning back Bury what's inside, bury what's inside We doctored all our tales told Find all deserters, put them to the wall No turning back, no turning back Bury what's inside, bury what's inside