T-Dub the Banger - Mortal kombat epic rap battle lyrics

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T-Dub the Banger - Mortal kombat epic rap battle lyrics

Verse 1: Raiden Yo Baraka you're my man and anything, but I got all of this people in frona me, and we go way back, like I said; Mortal Kombat II ayeebboyaa You know all that sh** You know how I said. Let me check it yo! Yo Baraka you my right hand man neva had a girl you use your right hand man! It's not your fault that your ugly as f#ck! Broke so many mirrors your forever bad luck Look don't get mad 'couse I go hard pause.. Your grill lookin' like you're related to Jaws! Anyway but thats besides the point you don't even need to rap 'couse I just k**ed you in this joint! Verse 2: Baraka Raiden? Your really goin' do me like that raiden? Its oaky, don't worry about it. 'Couse I got a little somethin' about you. Check it! Hi Raiden or should I say Gay-Den! I know you got a crush on me thats why you hatin Remember that one time you tried to kiss me!? Now you infronta all this people trayna diss me!? Its ok we all know that you gay And thats why you don't even order food from Chick-Fil-A Look playa, you don't wanna test me I can't be your right hand man couse Im a lefty Verse 3: Liu kang Uh, got my headphones on b**hes! Rets do this! Liu Kang! Uh, uh, uh Baraka you so ugly I feel your sorrow Sonya pa** right up and she'd rather hit up Goro Liu Kang b#tch I bicycle kick your head off I'm the Steve to your Bill Apple to your Microsoft Round one flawless round two's the same B#tch a*s modaf#cka you got no game! Its all just formality get ready for fatality You bald baby b#tch a** I might score a... Babality! (Applause) Shao KahnEdit Round two! Spit! BarakaEdit Well, well, well, that was cute Liu it was cute But don't think I forget about that fatality you did to me back on episode two! Yo! Liu Kang go fry some won tons Buy some new pants and throw a shirt on! Ain't nobody here trayna see that sh#t I block all your punches and bycycle kicks! So please you can't out-do me! And for God sakes! You are not Bruce Lee! Just Shut up and bake me fortune cookies! So I can feed 'em to my groupies! (Toasty!)