Sydney Lucas - "Read a Book..." lyrics

[MEDIUM ALISON] Dear Mom and Dad I a**umed you got my letter. I haven't heard from you I'd really love some sort of response [TV AUDIO] I guess you're not too bad..for a manager (laugh track) One, two, three, four Ba ba ba ba Ba ba ba ba Ba ba ba ba Ba ba ba ba ba... Everything's all right! [BRUCE] Ugh, That's inane [SMALL ALISON] I was watching it [BRUCE] That show's awful [SMALL ALISON] It's the best show. It's about a family that always... [BRUCE] —I know what it's about Just read a book [ALISON] Slam. Crash! [BRUCE] Who f**ing left These here?[HELEN][ALISON] I just varnishedBruce This table!what're you doing?Just varnished... those are library books! Well then takeLibrary... Them back To the library, you Stupid crazy b**h!No, just go you're going to be late.Stupid... Don't tell me What to do![SMALL ALISON] If you miss thisBa ba appointment,Ba ba we're in a lot ofBa trouble.Ba Oh thank you forDo you understandBa ba The lecture.that?Ba I can take care ofBa My own business!If you're Ba ba not home for dinner,Ba I'm throwing itBa ba in the toilet!Ba ba...