Swoop G - Easy to Be a Soldier When There Ain't No War lyrics

[Tha Realest] I hit the murder scene, bringin matches and gasoline I soaked the f**in body scene, I'm gleam, heard em scream I'm so sick when I dream of sh** Me and Swoop G on some Westside dolo sh** Murder for hire, b**h still peelin the baddest before Ain't no soldiers takin orders, n***as bringin the noise Release my frustration, my adversaries can't capture me I do my dirt on the solo then hit the Pacific seas So all I scream is "n***a, f** Chocolate Bandit" gleams, so understand it I gave too much love to a n***a that's underhanded If things go the way I planned it I have this n***a's a** six feet deep and them Junior Nites stranded Landed off a ghetto bird, I hit the hood Give me love, n***a what's the word? I'm so absurd It's easy bein a soldier, n***a f** what they told ya Murderin them ba*tards, no one lives to get older It ain't easy [Chorus: Tha Realest] It's easy bein a soldier when there ain't no war You n***as screamin ain't b**hes but we know where they are Who can I call in my time of need? My real soldiers down to make you motherf**ers bleed, eternally It's easy bein a soldier when there ain't no war You n***as screamin as b**hes but we know where they are Who can I call in my time of need? My real soldiers down to make you motherf**ers bleed, it's M.O.B [Swoop G] We on some get money sh**, robbin, duct tape ya like a mummy sh** Cocaine dealer sh**, anything to get the money quick Huh, we out for it, twenty b**hes out-who*e it Ten of em married with kids but they n***as ain't knowin Now she'd die for me, piece of the pie and hit the sky for me Get on the stand, testify, the whole nine for me Obviously I'm here to make this here my dynasty Blast like I was in heat and shine like a dime piece My girlfriend say I got a big a** dick But two picks and razor blades is what I'm f**in you with I roll doe, forget where you from, to let the world know you a faker Actor-slash-rapper-slash-studio gangsta Don't make me take this rappin sh** to another level Have you n***as runnin scared, swearin I was the devil When this is hell so there's no one for you to tell It's easy bein a soldier til you hit the warfare [Chorus] [Lil' C-Style] When I was young I use ta wanna be a drug dealer Never had no dreams of bein no motherf**in rapper n***a A little youngster with a hard head I wrote my first first rap with Snoop, talkin bout Half-Dead That's why we X'd your b**h a** from The Pound You know they talk about ya and ya still hang around With the d**h Row known gang, Snoop Dogg switched gangs Talk about the Eastside, who be breakin rules, mayn On how you do that dirt, witcha long hurt Bang out dirt, but in the hood you straight skirt Shiit, I'm on a low-profile, with my paper stackin Ridin shotgun with the homies gettin blasted What's crackin? Claimin you's the big OG Can't come to LBC or on 19th Street Cold thing about it, I use ta have straight love I shoulda ran up in your b**h when I knew I could f** But the p**y ain't nuttin but a hold in me And n***a, f** Snoop Dogg and Master P [Outro: Tha Realest talking over Chorus] Hahahahaha See how we do it on this d**h Row sh** n***as Motherf**ers, ain't no sh** even goin on and y'all think you some Motherf**in soldiers We're the real ridahs, d**h Row Westside MOB sh** n***as The real major business in this motherf**er And get Swoop G and Lil' C-Style in this motherf**er right here ???? motherf**in MOB n***as Chocolate Bandit, haha, we're gonna get in touch wit your b**h a** when we Get in touch Believe you n***a You asked for the wrong thang n***a, hahahaha We ride, me and my Last Circle n***as, my twin n***as, my terror twins Haha, young dudes he can't even rinse n***as ever known Diablo fightin them n***as in this motherf**er, hahahaha Velace House in this motherf**er n***a Tha real MOB sh** Big Simon in this motherf**er RIGHT!! Hahahahahahahaha Who can I call in my time of need? My real soldiers n***a When there ain't no war....