Sweatshop Union - Office Space lyrics

[Just a moment! Corporate Accounts Payable, Nina speaking!] [I think it's time again...] [Corporate Accounts Payable, Nina speaking! Just a moment!] These are some people that you may just know We did a song about 'em couple of albums ago It's been a few years they've had time to grow Do you think that they have though? Picture perfect She gets to work And lifts her skirt To sit near a sick pervert That spits when he talks But the prick's her boss And that's why she doesn't get pissed off That he gawked when she pa**ed by 'Cause if she shows panty-hose And exposes herself clotheless And goes with the flow Then the quality tits and A Will probably get her raise Gobblin' dick for days, great! Whatever gets the pay But what happens when she loses her a**ets? Stops usin' her ab-flex And her b**bs and her a** gets All loose and elastic He finds that she's past her prime And that she can't rely Just on her a** to climb Up the corporate ladder She been travelling up Since she was sixteen Drunk and sick in the clubs With the same f**in' prick That's her boss today They graduated from the clubs Into an Office Space These are some people that you may just know A couple o' people that you may just know We did this song about 'em couple of albums ago If you know somebody like this say OH!... OH! Yeah you may just know 'em From the club to the office any place, you know 'em! If they fit the description then sh** you may just know 'em If you see some people like this say OH! [ARE YOU READY?!] There we go again Walkin' through the revolvin' doors Me, I'm still down here Moppin' these hallway floors He's graduated from the Lexus to a Benz To a lay-by coupe And a better group of friends A better medical plan A higher tax-bracket Hired a black butler With a tie & black jacket He's in his office late night with the lights on Interviewing pretty in turns with the blinds drawn He's even signed-on as good as he used to f** Way back in the day when they used to cruise the clubs Booze & d** used to get her on her knees quick She'd sniff coke Take it from diseased dick But she quit went and got a degree Six years of school later now she's back on her knees again And he cant get the smile off his face Late night layin' pipe in his office space These are some people that you may just know A couple o' people that you may just know We did this song about 'em couple of albums ago If you know somebody like this say OH!... OH! Yeah you may just know 'em From the club to the office any place, you know 'em! If they fit the description then sh** you may just know 'em If you see some people like this say OH! These are some people that you may just know A couple o' people that you may just know We did this song about 'em couple of albums ago If you know somebody like this say OH!... OH! Yeah you may just know 'em From the club to the office any place, you know 'em! If they fit the description then sh** you may just know 'em If you see some people like this say OH! [Corporate Accounts Payable, Nina speaking! Just a moment!] I set the building on fire...