Sway - Sweet Sixteen lyrics

[Intro] It's my party [x4] [Verse 1: TMB] G-G-G-G-Gucci carriage, pulled by One Direction And a few more A-cup bras to add to my collection We don't just want one party we want plenty... the girls want to be us How you gonna tell me Diddy got his son a Bentley... and I got a Prius Mum! That's not fair, gonna k** myself and you don't care Should've got me Dappy from N-Dubz Instead of H from S-Club (it's Steps!) Wanted an iphone 64 You said you had one sorted You got an iphone 32 b**h you should get deported [Verse 2: TMB] I asked for coke and Tequila you got sherbet and Ribena I wanted moats 'n a castle you got f**ing pa** the parcel I know I'm a bit of a brat But you can't have a party with that Do you like when I look like a twat... When I ask for a dog and you get me a cat? I asked for coke and tequila you got sherbet and ribena Gonna get a time machine imported I'll go back and get aborted How would that make you feel? Do you know how you made me feel? When you bought me an automobile in turquoise mum, when it should've been teal It's my party It's my party It's my party It's my party You would cry too if it happened to you [Verse 3: TMB] It's my birthday, it's my birthday Spoilt b**h contest I'm in first place It's all about party swag It's all about party slag The party you wish you had The party that's paid for by Daddy Shaking our fatty boombatty Like Lindsay Lohan Drunk drive my Daddy's Bugatti Like Lindsay Lohan Or Paris Hilton Hit it like I'm Chris Brown Drink so much 'til I'm yellow like a Simpson [Verse 4: Sway] When it comes to my party (party) Everybody better come early (on time) I invited everybody to my sweet 16 And they turned up when I turned... (Thir... hey) Don't check Wikipedia, (nope) Everybody lies in the media Tell 'em what they wanna hear See your not fat your curvy aren't you Amelia? (yeah) I said scratch the itch, come along it doesn't hurt to dance It doesn't matter if you haven't got a perfect... Ah you're so sweet, everybody deserves a chance Under the circumcision I mean circumstance They say I'm rude (who me?) and mental (what me?) I make 'em "feel the love" for one hour I said you, me, bedroom, she said "what's the magic word?" I said "Voila"