Swamp Dogg - Dr. M. L. G. lyrics

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Swamp Dogg - Dr. M. L. G. lyrics

I was mentally and physically exhausted But i didn't know it The chairmen of five corporations flying abroad keeping abroad Running so much i didn't show it One day i started feeling weird and weak And out of it completely And no matter how much rest i got I always woke up sleepy Then i got a hiccup That lasted all weekend I called my doctor He said "where you been?" Come on in Come on in Right away Right away I mean today I mean today, yeah yeah Come on in He did an electrocardiogram And checked my weight He said "you have a coronary boy But you're young and it's not too late" Laying up in the hospital Tubes in my arms and nose For three weeks they wouldn't let me out of the bed For fear life would close its doors Friends got very scarce For fear i would ask for money But they didn't know i had a bale of dough The joke's on them (ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha) That's funny I finally went home with a healed heart And a wounded mind Only to go to a shrink and find That my internist had wasted my time I was suffering from anxiety Which gives the symptoms of a heart attack Physically i was sound as a yen And could've done the work of ten lumberjacks Now he's mad because i won't pay He's got collection agencies hounding me Night and day He's wrong and i'm right But if i sued for malpractice The courts wouldn't let me fight Now i don't go to doctors anymore Because my mental attitude lets me endure Anything that god above wants me to have You can take your doctors and Shove 'em up your ass You take 'em all And shove 'em up- You can shove 'em up- You can shove 'em up- You can shove 'em up- Lord, lord, lord, lord... You can shove 'em up- Your yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah... aww