Susan Christie - I Love Onions lyrics

I don't like snails, or toads, or frogs Or strange things living under logs But, mmm, I love onions I don't like dancin' with crazy Ted He's always jumpin' on my head But, mmm, I love onions Onions, onions, la la la. Onions, onions, ha ha ha Root toot doodle-ee-oot doot doo doot Onions, onions, la la la. Onions, onions, ha ha ha Root toot doodle-ee-oot doot doo doot I don't like rain, or snow, or hail Or Moby Dick, the great white whale But, mmm, I love onions I don't like shoes that pinch your toes Or people who squirt you with a garden hose But, mmm, I love onions Onions, onions, la la la. Onions, onions, ha ha ha Root toot doodle-ee-oot doot doo doot Onions, onions, la la la. Onions, onions, ha ha ha Root toot doodle-ee-oot doot doo doot. Yeah! The onion is a tuberous vegetable and is a member of the genus stinkus delicioso. It was highly prized by the ancient Egyptian pharaohs, and their friends and cousins-a. They cause watering of the eyes and rubifaction of the skin, but it is very, very tasty. (huhuh) Onions, onions, la la la. Onions, onions, ha ha ha Root toot doodle-ee-oot doot doo doot Onions, onions, la la la. Onions, onions, ha ha ha Root toot doodle-ee-oot doot doo doot How vewwy, vewwy cwude!