Dacw hi, a'i gwyneb mewn poen There she is, her face screwed up in pain Mae hi newydd gael ei phigo gan bry ar ei chroen She's just been stung by a bee on her skin Mae'n gafael mewn papur cyf*gos a'i daro ar y wal She picks up a rolled newspaper then hits the wall Mae'n gadael gwennynen ar ôl sydd yn sicr wedi ei dal Revealing a squashed up old wasp that has definitely been caught Mae hi'n ddoniol She's so funny (Mae hi'n ddoniol) (She's so funny) Mae'n sylwi pob dim She sees everything (Mae'n sylwi pob dim) (She sees everything) Ac mae'n medru gweld And she has eyes Drwy gefn ei phen On the back of her head Dim diolch i'r drefn No thanks to the Feds Mae'n fore iau ac mae'n mynd i'r gwaith Thursday morning on her way to work Wrth gau ei drws mae hi'n tynnu at saith As she closes her door it's coming up to seven Wrth gau ei chot rhag yr oerni mae hi'n colli pishyn punt Whilst wrapping her coat from the cold she loses a pound coin Mae'n ei bigo o fyny yn syth cyn troi nôl mewn i'r gwynt She picks it up with no hesitation and turns back into the wind Mae hi'n ddoniol She's so funny (Mae hi'n ddoniol) (She's so funny) Mae'n sylwi pob dim She sees everything (Mae'n sylwi pob dim) (She sees everything) Ac mae'n medru gweld And she has eyes Drwy gefn ei phen On the back of her head Dim diolch i'r drefn No thanks to the Feds Mae hi'n ddoniol She's so funny (Mae hi'n ddoniol) (She's so funny) Mae'n sylwi pob dim She sees everything (Mae'n sylwi pob dim) (She sees everything) Mae hi'n ddoniol She's so funny (Mae hi'n ddoniol) (She's so funny) Neith hi chwerthin ar ddim She'll laugh at nothing (Neith hi chwerthin ar ddim) (She'll laugh at nothing) Mae hi'n ddoniol She's so funny (Mae hi'n ddoniol) (She's so funny) Mae'n sylwi pob dim She sees everything (Mae'n sylwi pob dim) (She sees everything) Ac mae'n medru gweld And she has eyes Drwy gefn ei phen On the back of her head Dim diolch i'r drefn No thanks to the Feds Unwaith drachefn Once more I guess Amen