SumDude - Uncomfortable lyrics

[Verse 1] Walk into the club 'bout to f** it up By that I mean I'm standing in the corner with a buzz Wait, this time I'ma go hard Starin' at my phone while I walk up to the bar Aye, le'me get a beer, I don't care which one Don't wanna start a tab cause I only need one I'm a light weight, so I'm gonna drink like half Bottom of the bottle I'ma probably need a cab Oh my god, hey! Hi, oh, she was talking to another guy sh**, I'm moving over to the other side Quick, I gotta find somewhere to go and hide How about upstairs? Wait it's roped off V.I.P, can't go there, f** Off [Verse 2] But anyways right now it's half past 10 I'm feelin kinda lit and I can't find my friends But I don't really care 'cause the DJ Just turned on Fetty Wap, all the girls be t**ng Maybe I'll approach one, probably not f** it, hey girl what's yo' name you f- It's a guy, I probably should've known by the thighs Now he's looking at me with a glimmer in his eyes -Hey boy what's your name? -Uh jake -Oh my god, same -I'm sorry dude but I'm not gay -You ain't even cute anyway -Shame [Verse 3] My phone just died now I can't watch streams Sitting in a corner looking at a black screen How do I escape this awkwardness Maybe I'll fake a call, take a piss Good sh** Gotta work my way through the crowd 1 in the morning and nobody slowing down Shots pouring up and the blunts go around Just dropped my phone now I'm looking on the ground And I hope nobody step on it I recently got it Everybody be careful because I can't leave without it I need a flash light, really quick, somebody please I gotta find my phone, I gotta save the memes Screenshots of the snaps, that I got From the b**h with the kid Should've never messed with her but I did sh**, that don't even matter right now I really need to find my phone so I can sit down Found it [Verse 4] 2 o'clock, and sh** just popped off b**hes in the back f**ed up, top off b**hes with the a** out, pullin' all my cash out 2 shots in I'm done I'ma tap out Can't handle it Everybody turnin' up for the camera lens Dude pa**ed out, call an ambulance Still all alone, can't stand my friends f** it, aye can I buy you a drink? She like: no I don't think so -Why? -I don't f** with guys -I'm a lesbian -Like, oh that's fine -But I gotta friend that thinks you're cute -I'm like, where she at? She like turn around she right behind you I'm like oh my god she fat Hey my name is Ashley what's your name? My name's Jake, don't mean to hurt your Feelings but I am actually gay Now I gotta run to the back The fat girl lookin' at me like I'm a snack I just wanna find my bros so we can hit the road I'd rather be at home so I can watch my shows