Sublime - Raleigh Soliloquy Pt. Ii lyrics

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Sublime - Raleigh Soliloquy Pt. Ii lyrics

[Raleigh:] You went for line drawings and you f**ed up you f**in' idiot. You brain-washed yourself you mother f**in' stupid co*k s**ers, because you never studied your Holy Homework. That's two capital H's there, all the rest are lower case in any f**in' case. Supreme Court, you are not the f**ing Supreme Court of anything, except Hell! For the next ten thousand years you will shovel your sh** and eat it, because your on repeat mother f**er. It just started backwards and you can't do a f**in' thing about it. The public are gonna take back every f**in' thing that you took away from them you mother f**er. [Security Guard:] Raleigh. [Raleigh:] Yes. [Guard:] This is the deal. [Raleigh:] Yes, what is the deal? [Guard:] You either cool it down right now... [Raleigh:] Or your gonna f**in die! [Guard:] ...your outta here. [Raleigh:] Oh, your gonna put me out? Well I ain't leavin' mother f**er. Now what are you gonna do, what are you gonna do to this little kid? Eh? [Guard:] Your gonna go to the psyche ward. [Raleigh:] Well good, that's where I wanna go. [Guard:] Yea, your gonna be right there. So you better cool it down. You better cool it down right now, I don't want to hear anything else out of this room or you are gonna go to the psyche ward. This is your last opportunity. [Raleigh:] Yea, OK, get it. Let's go. [Guard:] Shut your f**in' mouth. [Raleigh:] all right . [Guard:] And don't make anymore waves in the house. Otherwise you'r going to the psyche ward. [Raleigh:] Well, thats exactly what I'm gonna do, I'm gonna go to the psyke ward and so I'm gonna shoot my f**in' mouth off, so get out of here. Your cutting into my commercial. [Guard:] You understand? [Raleigh:] I'm making a f**in' commercial, I'm a businessman! Get out of here! Your trying to get in on this f**in' thing, you ain't no star a**hole, your just a f**in' errand boy. [Guard:] Your the craziest son of a b**h I ever... [Raleigh:] Exactly...I'm an American! [Guard:] This is the last warning Raleigh. [Raleigh:] Good, Shut Up! [background laughter] [Guard:] Anymore out of you and your going to the psyche ward. [Raleigh:] See, you lie. You don't eat your feedback. [Guard:] You need to understand that, as long as you understand that, that's the rules Raleigh. [Raleigh:]Whoever comes in this f**in' room, I'm gonna f**in' k** em! That's what I gonna do. [Guard:] Oh are ya? I'm in your room Raleigh. [Raleigh:] Well you've come in against...this is my room. [Guard:] I'm in your room, I'm in you room, I'm in your room. [Raleigh:] Back out, back out, back out. Words don't bother me man, actions do. [Guard:] Let's do it, go for it dude. [Raleigh:] Well if you come at me your gonna f**in' die! [Guard:] Go for it. [Raleigh:] I ain't going for nothing, you f**in' reach for me and I'm gonna take your arm off. [Guard:] Come on. Come on! [Raleigh:] I ain't comin, you come. [Guard:] Cool it Raleigh. You understand that? You got it? Either you cool it or your out of here, that's the only choice you have. [Raleigh:] Try it. [Guard:] Your gone dude. [Raleigh:] Who's gonna enforce it? Call the cops mutherf**er! Call the cops. [Guard:] You got witnesses right now? [Raleigh:] No witnesses, call the f**ing cops! I'll call the f**in' cops on you, you co*ks**er, right now. [Guard:] Good. [Raleigh:] 911 - Just like that, and you will never get out of this. [Guard:] Good. Come on. [Raleigh:] I would like an emergency call please, there's a psychopathic trying to k** me in my f**in' room, now get them cops over here to 1-2-3-O-9 Ventura Street please. He is standing in my door, I told him to get out of here, and he tells me he's gonna put me in the psycho-tank, for making my production here. Which is a science fiction magazine! And he's trying to scare me 'cause he thinks he's big, but he's just a big pile of sh**! 'Cause I'll splatter him all over the f**in' wall. I hope you record all that. That's a pre-programming for the police department! And send 'em over here, 'cause I'm about to k** him in two seconds. Now get 'em over here as fast as you can please. I hope your recording this.