Stuart Davis - Inventions lyrics

When I work on my inventions I use rubber bands and glue When I work on my inventions I cut some things in two Take a peek But keep it secret Almost done with my invention But I need a volunteer When I work on my inventions I have to plug my ears But who said science Is quiet? Put your hand inside the jar Goddammit I'm in charge Keep those wires in your mouth Don't spit 'em out I'm inventing what will be The thing that tells me What invented me I'm not nice to my inventions When they are not nice to me You don't know about invention So shut up I guess some of my inventions Don't want sleep and don't want food I love all of my inventions Why don't they love me? I love all of my inventions But they don't love me Do they, kittie? Do they, kittie? Put your hand inside the jar Goddammit, I'm in charge Keep those wires in your mouth Don't spit 'em out I'm inventing what will be The thing that tells me What invented me What invented me? Someone tell me What invented me I must discover What invented me? So put my hand inside the jar Flip the switch and boost the charge Keep those wires in my mouth Don't let 'em out This discovery will be The one that tells me What invented me