Stuart Davis - Female Friend lyrics

Sitting in the sound booth's ambient glow The engineer sees a woman he knows "Stephen, this is someone you should meet She's a DJ, her name is Mary - you'd make a match" "Well yea," we joke, "Too bad we're both attached" I stare at her and float out of my seat But she's just staring at the soundboard dials And I'm all smiles Chorus: I make a female friend and the minute it occurs The adrenaline flows and the boundaries blur They keep it all platonic and I wish I could But her hair's too soft and she smells so good If I act decent, that's pretend I really wanna sleep with my female friends It's somebody's birthday and we attend Enter me and my girlspouse In the course of the evening everybody's introduced In particular my old roommate Was standing with his wife by the snack plate I hugged her longer than she wanted to When she pulls away everybody in the house Sees I'm aroused Chorus That grocery girl bags my food And I imagine her nude Chorus