This just in, where to begin Grin and bear it, it's bear and grim Adoration, titillation I'm a victim now Because she's figured me out She lights my candle She has a handle on me It's goin' well but I'm scared as hell That she'll figure me out She thinks it sacred To be naked But I don't care She's had me there You see she's figured me out And I want to shout At the top of my lungs now But oh my god If she hears me she'll come runnin' in These are my hands These are my faults These are my nasty little thoughts I wrote em down for you to contemplate At a later date Well the word is out, what's it all about Doubtless shady, no shadow of doubt In moderation this sensation would be fabulous But she's figured me out She's in my shower, for an hour She's just washin' n wonderin' And trying to figure me out Well, you're out there, just stay out there I won't hear but be careful man Hey careful man And I'm sleeping now You'll be creeping round Just when I was on to something else That's when she figures me out