Stretch Armstrong - My Name Is lyrics

[Hook x2] Hi, my name is I'm not famous Hi, my name is Dirt Nasty Hi, my name is I like an*s Hi, my name is Dirt Nasty [Verse 1] Hi trick, you heard "My Dick" You know I made that beat in five minutes at my crib Dirt Nasty, you heard that I'm the nicest Got blue balls but a big little white dick Your girl's dead weight, she blew me in the eighth grade Ugly a** face but I gotta say the head's great Stretch said "Dirt, you a dumb f**" Don't be mad cause I got my nuts s**ed in a dump truck I'm white trashy, ? your wife's a** cheeks Then corn ? that freak like we were in Nebrask-y I'm a idiot, always sayin' silly sh** Your sister's spreading eagle on some Philly sh** But I'm a Niners fan, drunk with a shiner man Always at the hot spots like a fireman I'm wired man, been up for a week Me and Charlie Sheen watching Scary Movie 3 [Hook] [Verse 2] I'm a f**in' loser, a drug abuser Sniffin' snooters as I stick it in her pooper I'm not a shooter, don't lift the ruger But I be up in Oakland hanging with Mr. Cooper Then fly to Tijuana Get my coconuts turned into pina colada Benihana, me and your momma Sizzle my meat on the grill sayonara Voilà, a ménage à trois Two Persian girls calling me Allah Jesus f**, God damn Those hoes are so thick I put my dick in the trash can I just want to get my duck sicked What the f** b**h Sock your rims on some rough sh** You love dick, right in your face hole Open up for the cream filled skin roll [Hook]