Straight Outta Junior High - Divas Are Skanks lyrics

If Britney is a virgin, then I'm the King of Spain, And Christina looks like a poodle that isn't potty trained. Whitney was gonna sing a song, but she got too high. Cuz divas are skanks, divas are skanks, divas are skanks. Mariah had a breakdown. Shania's teeth are fake, And Celine's constant shrieking is more than I can take. If J-Lo had any cla** she might know how to spell. I remember in the good ole days when divas kept their clothes on. I remember in the good ole when divas wrote their own songs. Let's all get together and dance around like s*uts. Dressing up like hookers and show off their big bu*ts. Working at the Moulin Rouge, not much of a stretch. Shakira please shake you a** for me. Shakira please belly dance for me. Whenever, wherever, we meant to be together And I be here and you be there and that's the deal my' Divas are skanks, Divas are skanks, Divas are skanks.