Straight Outta Junior High - Boner lyrics

Got a bo*er In cla** Cla** is over but I got this bo*er yeah Got a bo*er Think fast I'm the owner of a big old bo*er yeah Teacher asked me to go up to the chalkboard no Teacher asked me to go up to the chalkboard no Got a bo*er In cla** Cla** is over and I got this bo*er yeah She leans over Bra strap Teacher's older but I got this bo*er yeah Teacher asked me to go up to the chalkboard no Teacher asked me to go up to the chalkboard no Teacher asked me to go up to the chalkboard no Teacher asked me to go up to the chalkboard Oh golly What am I gonna do to get rid of my erection nate I don't know stu Sounds like you got yourself in a pickle I think we should think of things that aren't hot Like? Baseball Hockey Janet Reno In a speedo Teletubbies My sister naked, ew Captain kangaroo Uh...s**m whales! Christina Aguilera On top of Britney Spears In a hot tub In a hot tub Catherine Zeta-Jones Dental a**istants Women's tennis Brad Pitt! What? Brad Pitt? Yeah, didn't you see Interview With A Vampire? Didn't ya? Oh no! He's got a bo*er again Oh no! He's got a bo*er again Oh no! He's got a bo*er again Oh no! He's got a bo*er again