Straight Outta Junior High - Choader Boy lyrics

Let's go! So you found someone new Someone who doesn't eat glue He's got a snake in his pants And does that dumb dry-hump dance He's got a really nice car And spends his life at the bar He's got a Chi Phi tattoo So tell me, what's wrong with you? You say that he's a smart guy But he can't even read You say that he likes music But he listens to Creed To tell me what's wrong with you I'll tell you what's wrong with me too I'll tell you everything about me I can see right through you I can see right through your new boy too You know that you can't live without me There's someone new in your life But I don't think that he's bright He thinks the sasquatch exists One time he drank his own piss So you can say your happy now That you've gone and dumped me I think I'll sorely be missed He looks like a date rapist