Str8 Like Dat - The Joker lyrics

[Verse 1: Vandal] Nah I ain't the Joker, why so serious? Scarecrow flow got you n***as so delirious I'm curious, most of these fellas on they periods They flow got stopped 'cuz of paper and they furious The silliest, the prettiest, only like the wittiest I'm all about my cream, someone show me where the titty is The grittiest, man I swear this flow is a coincidence I'm selling purp to make some green, clowning on my Gotham ish I'm proud of it, I'm out of it, turn this up how loud it get? I'm jumping out the window, I bet Batman ain't as fly as this What time is it? I'm clocking it, how big do his pockets get? He stuff 'em like a clown car, laughing to deposit it Where Robin at?, I'm robbing em, two shots with the silencer I warned you I'm a villain now it's time to meet the problem [Verse 2: Einstein] E-I-N-S-T-E-I-N.... Drop that Call me the joker, no need for a goon or a goblin I'm running Gotham without a problem Call up Batman and Robin and tell 'em I'm robbing the bank Inside of an insane asylum Let me catch my breath, oxygen tank is needed Running this town, no paraplegic, I'm the reason Batman screamin' Poppin' the wheels of the Bat Mobile, keep on asking, "Why so serious?" Keep fearing us, we furious, who running it? Clearly us All these obstacles seem optical when you're a one man arsenal Adding another couple more seems optional cause I can blow up an entire hospital Ah, ask Two Face, don't let me start, matter of fact here's my card I'm the J-o-k-e-r, don't make me add on a couple scars Allow me to put Batman and Robin back into their place Sadly enough it's gonna be the one time they're not able to save the day I'm the villain of the year, I'm the one that you fear I could make this pencil disappear But wait.... Let's put a smile on that face