Stormzy - Lex Luther lyrics

[Verse 1: Stormzy] Here's your L, hold it Roll one, light one, smoke it Man wanna ask "what's the problem?" I'm the problem, now solve it Big money in my hand and fold it Had a big boy strap but I sold it n***as wanna talk about progress Two cigarettes and a bottle of Volvic Whoa, Storm's gone cold Mic in my right hand, no, I don't choke Don't say a word if you wasn't involved Yeah, it's all funny till I see him on the roads Like "wah gwan, Stormz? Wah gwan, bro? Know it's all cool, know it's all jokes" Tell a man f** that, you know the code Round here man chat sh**, get smoked Man wanna talk about bodying who? Rudeboy, man's more squaddy than you Link up Mez and the Nottingham goons Crew one two, it's the Nottingham crew Know EZ and Rodigan too New Year's Eve, I was at the O2 2016, just see what I do #Merky coming near you [Hook: Mez] Not a bad guy like Lex Luther Don't make beats like I'm Lex Luger You don't wanna chat sh** on the computer Getting s**ed in like a Dyson hoover Tell a man if he wanna buck me Code is on my back like internet router Wanna be a G? Wanna be a shooter? Better get a strap, better get a Ruger Not a bad guy like Lex Luther Don't make beats like I'm Lex Luger You don't wanna chat sh** on the computer Getting s**ed in like a Dyson hoover Tell a man if he wanna buck me Code is on my back like internet router Wanna be a G? Wanna be a shooter? Better get a strap, better get a Ruger [Verse 2: Mez] Wanna chat sh** on the computer? Wanna be a popstar and a rockstar? When I seen him in life and not the computer I thought he was an imposter Wanna be a G? Wanna be a top dog? Go get grades, try and be a doctor Did a couple show when I got ripped off [?] put me on the roster Wanna clash me cuh you wanna be someone That ain't gonna make you into no one I'm the original like King Kong You're just a likkle man like Diddy Kong You're a dickhead, ain't even Donkey Kong I got a couple lyrics to take you, my son Dates? I don't wanna do that, cuh That's very long, I'm a lyrically dan and don And my arms ain't strong, but I still play ball Like say my name was David Armstrong If you wanna be a badman, go get a gun You're a black man [?], that's long Man can't diss any one of my sons Or my nephews, cause I'll start k**ing everyone Man are looking at me like "what's going on?" Man are looking at me like "Mez, you're a don" [Hook: Mez] Not a bad guy like Lex Luther Don't make beats like I'm Lex Luger You don't wanna chat sh** on the computer Getting s**ed in like a Dyson hoover Tell a man if he wanna buck me Code is on my back like internet router Wanna be a G? Wanna be a shooter? Better get a strap, better get a Ruger Not a bad guy like Lex Luther Don't make beats like I'm Lex Luger You don't wanna chat sh** on the computer Getting s**ed in like a Dyson hoover Tell a man if he wanna buck me Code is on my back like internet router Wanna be a G? Wanna be a shooter? Better get a strap, better get a Ruger