This is the song that won't go fast (hey, hey, hey) Try to sing along but it won't last (hey, hey, hey) Stand around and wait for the blast beat (hey, hey, hey) Anxiety tickles both your feet (hey, hey, hey) This is going nowhere really slow (hey, hey, hey) Is there a freakin' chorus, do you know? (hey, hey, hey) This is the song that don't get fast This is the song that don't get fast Right Here we go This is the song that won't go fast (hey, hey, hey) Try to sing along but it won't last (hey, hey, hey) Stand around and wait for the blast beat (hey, hey, hey) Anxiety tickles both your feet (hey, hey, hey) This is going nowhere really slow (hey, hey, hey) Is there a freakin' chorus, do you know? (hey, hey, hey) This is the song that don't get fast This is the song that don't get fast Right Here we go Whoa, stop