Stoop Kids - Happy Birthday lyrics

VERSE 1 i forgot your f**ing birthday two years in a row the first time it happened, didn't want to watch p**n alone we were in different zip codes, called your cellular phone you were sipping patron, candles already blown of course you were pissed, you shouted out “what the f** is this?” “it's my birthday b**h, don't be calling me horny and stupid” shoulda dumped me then, signed me up for ok cupid i don't why but you kept me on the line to my surprise and then that second time, we'd already broken up shows how much i'd already f**ed up scrolling on my newsfeed, when all of a sudden you popped up and your friends i'd seen when i visited you for a week, showered your profile with keyboard smiles, “i love you”s, and “haven't seen you in a while”s and a wave of denial hit, like a pile of bricks all i could do was sit in a pool of my own bullsh** and all the lies i had equipped for a moment just like this they weren't of any help as I felt guilt settle into myself we talked about love, we talked about divinity if i could talk to you now, it'd be to get rid of me CHORUS i'm sorry i can't love you anymore i said i'm sorry i can't love you anymore VERSE 2 i've written a thousand verses, slung a thousand curses all of them sound like the same sermon at the same churches same flow, same rhyme scheme, same ending line same beginning and same subject every time it's a crime the way i design what's mine i make identical mistakes, never learn after the ninth f**ing time i make promises after i get high, i'll never smoke again and then two hours later, shrug it off, say, “i'll just smoke with friends” i'm a piece of sh**, how the hell did you put up with it? i made you feel ugly and ashamed yet said i was the victim to the game looks like i've opened the same f**ing vein i hope i die in vain and you forget my name cause I'd say you're beautiful, you're so mesmerizing but i need a trophy wife so this isn't good timing i'll say you're perfect, and yes, you're the only one but i need to f** a girl or two before i can put the ring on and over and over, and on and on til everyone i've ever loved is gone and all i have are my sh**ty songs when compared to my vices, i'm just a witty pawn so on this february 3rd, i'll wish you a happy birthday and i'll be gone CHORUS i'm sorry i can't love you anymore i said i'm sorry i can't love you anymore CHORUS now baby, don't be sad i can't love you i won't love you i don't love you OUTRO anymore