Stoop Kidd - Stoop Kidd lyrics

[Intro: Clip] Some say he was abandoned there Others say he was dropped there from the sky by aliens And still others say He grew from a seed lodged between the cracks of the sidewalk Whatever the reason low and behold Tiny Stoop Kidd was left to raise himself On the stoop which he was fated to call his home [Hook] [Clip] Stoop Kid's afraid to leave his stoop X4 [Stoop Kidd] My sh**'s so dope I got to cope with these flashbacks Here's to taking d** and making love in the hatchback But I'm pa**ed that baby now I'm focused on fat stacks I'm one part Zuit Suit and two parts hazmat [Verse 1] I keep my eyes on the road And my mind on the clock Pa**enger seat One hand on her drink one hand on my co*k That's how I rock Better yet maybe that's how I roll I keep the weed in glove box f** the cops on patrol I'll give them something to do While I give her something to hold I swear to god every time I blow my load I leave a piece of my soul Which in turn increases the hole And I grow barbarian tusks I keep that s** smell on my dick like animal musk Cause I'm a dirty mother f**er and their ain't no one realer I can sense a bad b**h like an antennae feeler So here's the deal I'll work the wheel If you can work both the pedals I got this boost set to max destination the ghetto They call me Stoop Kidd But 'me llamo' Gepetto I got a fetish for neon colors and six inch stilettos I like my chicks Betty Boops Coups machete loops oops Stoop Kidd just left the mother f**ing stoop [Hook] My sh**'s so dope I got to cope with these flashbacks Here's to taking d** and making love in the hatchback But I'm pa**ed that baby now I'm focused on fat stacks I'm one part Zuit Suit and two parts hazmat [Clip] Embittered by the love And normal boyhood that was stolen from him Stoop Kid became meaner and meaner by the day He began to lash out at the pa**ers by Taking it out upon them for the anger of a young loveless child [Verse 2] Yeah let's get back to bra** tacks Let's get rich kidnap a couple fat cats (f** in the trunk) When it comes to getting money baby I take them fast tracks Illegal cargo in embargo where I keep that stash at Scratch that Better yet just delete the whole session I came to shake hands Kiss some baby's Make good impressions I'm guessing you ain't never met no other homie like me They might know my first name but they don't know who I be I be that Lockness 30 leagues deep You'll find me asleep At the wheel of my Jeep Counting sheep I'm nocturnal When I'm burning holes in my journal And when it comes to local rappers They all call me the Colonel So come and get it while burns Come and get it while it's hot Come and get it Before I get handcuffed and get hauled off by cops [Hook] [Clip] Stoop Kid's afraid to leave his stoop X4 [Stoop Kidd] My sh**'s so dope I got to cope with these flashbacks Here's to taking d** and making love in the hatchback But I'm pa**ed that baby now I'm focused on fat stacks I'm one part Zuit Suit and two parts hazmat