Stonewall Jackson - Trouble and Me lyrics

Trouble and me must be half brothers Trouble and me are next of kin Any place that things are happening Trouble and me we walk right in Met a cute girl at a party Looked at me with rogish eyes And I thought at last I'd found her She's a dream and just my size But a man big as a mountain Said just let my sweetheart be That's the story of my lifetime Where there's trouble there's trouble and me Trouble and me must be half brothers Trouble and me are next of kin Any place that things are happening Trouble and me we walk right in Went to drive so I'd forget her Yes, I turned my hot rod loose Big policeman pulled me over Spent the night in calaboose I got out looked for my hot rod Glad that I at last was free Finance man had just possessed it Where there's trouble there's trouble and me Trouble and me must be half brothers Trouble and me are next of kin Any place that things are happening Trouble and me we walk right in Then a young gal balled me over We got married by and by I was sure I'd found the answer With a love that couldn't die She soon went back to her mommy Packed her duds and set me free I just sit and keep on a wondering What comes next for trouble and me Trouble and me must be half brothers Trouble and me are next of kin Any place that things are happening Trouble and me we walk right in Any place that things are happening Trouble and me we walk right in