Stig of the Dump - Bar So Hard (n***as In Paris Bootleg) lyrics

(Verse 1) So I bar so hard mo' f**ers wanna fine me But first they gotta find me £50 pound is a lot to a dude like me I'm broke and don't need reminding Bar So Hard. This sh** crazy! But being unrecognised don't phase me I started this song with a Jay Z flow But I'm a drop that now ‘cause that's just so lazy Name another rapper with a better flow pattern Bet I dead ‘em in a matter of a minute, like right now I'm a spitter with a quicker wit Sicker with the lyrics When I hit ‘em with this sh** like, click BLAOW My mouth, is a Gatling gun f** grills I got a platinum tongue I can bar way harder than most frauds With a broke jaw & collapsing lungs Bar so hard, name an artist I can't rip Every one of you stars are a target I body beats from Camden to Cardiff Brixton to Barking, Beirut to Barnet See, the way I pen bars is alarming But, the way ya pen bars is retarded Should've never started writing rhymes It's my time to shine, I'm a corner the market I bring the truth to the game f** a who's who, you dudes are the same I got a screw loose, don't be using my name Or it's beef on the real and I'm causing carnage I don't shoot for the fame But I'm broke so I gotta chase loot for a change I just never wanted to be grouped with the fake a** Money mad rappers that are always charting (Chorus) Bar so hard this sh** crazy x4 Bar so hard this sh** crazy… I ain't balling, I'm short of cash Bar so hard this sh** crazy But ya girl wants an autograph Bar so hard this sh** crazy I thought I told you I'm all of that Bar So Hard This sh** crazy I beat the mic like it's talking back (Verse 2) Right now the ego's in overdrive I never been type that'll toe the line All that I'm hearing is sub-par lyrics They just can't k** it but I go for mine The ego's in over drive In a league of my own, with flows so sublime Me I spit hard till it's closing time Bars that bang like a loaded nine Stig Of The Dump, yeah that's me mate I bring summat (something) for the hardcore to the beat tape Bad man steez, Scratch that DJ Fricka Fresh & some other wack rap cliché's No he say she say I drop quicker than the Nasdaq these day This one deserves an instant replay Team Hate baby let me blow your mind I'm on some crazy sh** Twin peaks, David Lynch All of this talk about balling is boring And poor people love it, man it takes the piss Put more thought into what you're recording Unless it's something sick I'll take the mic while you're still performing Kanye West, Taylor Swift I put the pedal to medal, never settle Every letter that I pen I get a little bit TIGHTER I dead a record from the second that I step Into the booth and I'm a rapper that'll murder a cypher Hyper; ain't nobody nicer Hit hard like Ken from Street Fighter Yeah I'm fat but I still pieced it You're just mad at me ‘cause you “wifed” her (Chorus)