Stevie Taite - Showing My Bladder Who's Boss! lyrics

Oh what an annoyance It happens to be When my bladder, at night Wakes me up for a wee I'm often too sleepy And stubborn I get So I drift back to sleep As I'm sure I won't wet The nerves from my bladder I try to block out As to nod off again Is what I am about You then try to trick me By hijack of dreams But I've learnt not to cave In your dreamed up latrines Some how I control you As I'd rather stay warm You had your short freedom When I was first born Back then, you took charge You let loose when you liked But by about two I could seal you up tight I batten the hatches And legs I will cross You got emptied at bed time So I'll show you who's boss! And then come the morn With call of the alarm You'll give a sharp prod With your quick nervous arm I'll jump out of bed As I won't get to choose The option of pressing the bu*ton for snooze I'll run for the loo What relief it will be To empty my bladder (But when it suits me!)