Stevie Taite - Just A Load Of Silly Limericks About People I Know lyrics

I know young lady called Dee Who lived in a bubblegum tree She savoured the view Whilst big bubbles she blew And she only came down for her tea. I know I young lady called Carolyn Who said she was gonna go travelling She afforded the lot By a pay out she got When her ex got impaled by a javelin. There once was a poet called Ben Who couldn't let go of his pen He had a 'to do' With some strong super glue And it's been stuck there ever since then. There once was a young Mr bright Who wanted his farts to ignite When he lighted the match His fart just wouldn't catch Coz the pants he had on were too tight! I know a young lady called Laurie Who burped after eating a curry By god it was loud And for this she was proud Then she giggled and said she was sorry! There once was a young man called Will Who found it quite hard to sit still He did not sit down once No not even for lunch It eventually made him quite ill I know a lady called Karen Who hired a group of hit men She payed a few bob For this one special job And her ex was not spotted again I know a girl called Nicola Who craved for a day at a spar She wanted shellac And a rub of her back But thought waxing was going too far