Stevie Stone - Far From Home (Skit) lyrics

[Intro:] (Phone ringing) You have one new voice message [Speaker 1]: Dog, what's up my n***a? it's your n***a Big Mike man, sh**, you know sh**. Where you at n***a? We out of town n***a tryna make it happen. What's your deal? sh** holler at to your white boy, word [Speaker 1] Bored, bored, boy [Speaker 2] what's up? [Speaker 1] looking bored my man [Speaker 2] hum uh, what's up? Good right? [Speaker 1] Yeah we good, you ain't dirty no? Ah, f** [Speaker 2] Damn! [Speaker 1] They flagging us down [Speaker 2] f**! [Speaker 1] We good, we good though [Speaker 2] Damn! [?] [Speaker 1] they're pulling us over for? [Speaker 2] f**, f**, you ain't got no warrants? [Speaker 1] no no no no [Speaker 2] [?] [Speaker 1] [?] [Police officer] license and registration? [Speaker 1] how you doing officer? is there a problem? [Police officer] don't make me repeat myself [Speaker 1] here you go man [Speaker 2] can I know why you pulled us over though? [Police officer] hey, let me ask the questions here. is this your car and address, st. Louis? you all a lil far from home ain't you? [Speaker 1] yes sir, we just pa**ing through [Police officer] where you boys coming from? [Speaker 2] I know this motherf**er just ain't called us boys [Speaker 1] we just coming from downtown officer. we just pa**ing through. we tryna make it home that's all [Police officer] are you one of dem rap guys or something? [Speaker 1] I do music [Police officer] Well I pulled you over cause your car tint is too dark. you guys got anything in the car? [Speaker 1] Naah, no officer, we don't have anything in the car [Police officer] then I'm sure you don't mind if I search it? [Speaker 2] hey man he's supposed to be writing us a ticket [Speaker 1] search for what? I don't think there's no reason for searching, and I'm not giving you Consent [Police officer] you guys are hiding something? Hey! you keep your hands where I can see them [Speaker 2] hey officer, I ain't Move. my hands are right here man [Speaker 1] no there's nothing to hide and I don't think a search is really necessary [Police officer] won't you go ahead and step out of the car for me? [Speaker 1] step out of the car for what? [Speaker 2] hell nah! [Police officer] let me explain something to you mr. Williams. I don't have to have a f**ing reason to to have you step out of the car. You think I need a warrant? you clearly don't know your f**ing rights [Speaker 2] Dog he's stalling for real bro, do not get out of the car [Police officer] its 7:35, step it up. I got a verbal 29. I'm not asking you again [Speaker 1] you trippin' [Police officer] And you keep your f**ing hands on the dash [Speaker 2] I, I haven't move them [Speaker 1] is all that necessary officer? [Police officer] (Cranks gun) [Speakers 1 and 2] Whoa! [Speaker 2] Whoa, whoa...whoa! [Speaker 1] Whoa! What the f** you pulling guns on us for? [Speaker 2] Whoa. What are you doing? Bro chill, hey, hey, hey! [Police officer] Out of the car now? [Speaker 1] okay okay okay I'm getting out of the car [Speaker 2] God damn! [Police officer] Hey! And you keep your hands on the dash [Speaker 2] I ain't moving, them right here. Chill out [Police officer] hands behind your back now! [Speaker 1] okay okay [Police officer] stop resisting [Speaker 1] I'm not resisting [Police officer] stop resisting [Speaker 1] (Shouting) I'm not resisting