Steve Vai - The audience is listening - live album version lyrics

Now Stevie, now dont be nervous, honey, okay Im gonna go in and I'm gonna introduce you And then youre gonna come in with your guitar And youre gonna play that nice Nice music you were telling me about And while youre doing that Ill be sitting in the back of the room Well have such a good time So dont you be nervous, honey It will relax everybody, and well be so happy Im gonna go in now Ill introduce you, okay Heads up now you kids you All of you, calm down thats good Okay everyone in your own seat, thats good Okay now Little Stevie Vai is going to play A composition on the guitar He wrote it all by himself Okay Stevie Bring your three friends up They can play with you That Steve Vai, what a nice little boy I wrote this song for all my friends When I grow up Im gonna be A famous rock 'n roll guitar player (Love it, eh, he, he, go ahead) And this is my whammy bar And its gonna be loud (Dont you think Thats a bit loud?) Boys its getting too loud Youre getting out of control, boys Stevie Now calm down cla**, calm down Mr. Vai Youve got to turn it down What did you say You want me to turn it down You mean down like this Boys, what happened to that nice music? That sounds like noise Mr. Vai And I want it stopped Youve all got detention Uh, oh, here comes trouble (Ayy Vai, are you outta your mind? You, guys, ya dont back off Ya must be crazy Im gonna flip out Im tellin you if this is my final flip out You guys are gonna go with me) Ah, shut up Will you two stop dancing like that? Frankie, leave that girl alone Were not gonna have Another incident like Mildred Come here to me Vai Dont you hear me? Come here, you little snit Wait till I get my hands Dont you run away ay, ay, ay Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, Vai Knock it off get, off my desk (Hey Andrea, check this out) Oh, Stevie, you promised me Youd play nice music, people out of control Dancin on the desks playin with the girls That awful noise just make people go wild You gotta turn that music down, Stevie, please Im fearless in my heart They will always see that in my eyes I am the pa**ion I am the warfare I will never stop always Constant, accurate, and intense Mark my words, youll never amount to anything Steve Vai, youll see, youll be a bum, in the streets A bum, thats it, a bum I thought you were Such a nice little boy ya know what? ya mean Ya got a mean, nasty, vicious streak Why dont you just quit school? Move to California with all those other bums Go, thats where you belong With all those crazies out in California Maybe youll be famous Thank you very much (Ha thats the funniest Thing I've ever heard) Thank you very much (You? Famous?With that noise? HaIll see ya in jail) Thank you very much (Give me a break Stevie, stop it Youll see, mark my words)