Steve Harley & Cockney Rebel - The Mad Mad Moonlight lyrics

Harley It was just like a dream, yeah a surreal scene, like a blue orange I thought my senses had gone like I was writing a song about a foot-long syringe (And she said: ) 'Hello dear, it's my party' (And she said: ) 'So I hope you'll be smart, hee hee' And I said: 'I don't know but I think I'll go fix me a stiff drink'. So I sat there and stared because at first I was scared of this female Tarzan And while she talked with the apes about champagne and grapes, I approached her garden (And she said: ) 'Now, now, don't try to leave me' (And she said: ) 'It's unfair to deceive me' (And she said: ) 'I could k** if you try to escape me, come upstairs, my friend, ooh'. Now I knew, I knew, I couldn't be that mean So I tried, yeah I really tried to please her but she was a big big big big girl, big girl. Hurled out the door, it was becoming more of a test of honour Would I go? Would I stay? Could I do it all day and be a certain gonner? (And she said: ) 'Now you're so young and tender' (And she said: ) 'And don't be concerned with my gender' 'It was hard but I managed to send her way up to those, those fluffy white clouds, oh yes I did'. Oh take it close. Oh it was hard on the brain but I would do it again for the satisfaction She weighed two hundred and three but that was OK by me, it was lots of action (And she said: ) 'Shall we dance in the moonlight?' (And she said::) 'It would be so nice on a June night' And I said: 'If it's OK by you, I'll just sit here and take me a rest'.