With Lana Turner on the screen beside me The frame is hardly filled by Orson Wells We switch into a Fred and Ginger number That they're dancing oh so well Blowing the blues all night I'm sure I heard someone say Stars never fade and everyone's dying to play In Little America We got a Chinese Elvis painted by Norman Rockwell His part tonight will be played by Richard Pryor The Mason Dixon line divides the free from all the rest so you can sell Oklahoma to Cinderella from Long Island And everyone's dying to play In Little America Lower your standards raise your prices on cable TV Pretty woman seen at the d**h of a salesman All covered with cream And everyone's dying to play In Little America