Steve Goodman - Door Number Three lyrics

Oh I took a wrong turn, but it was a right turn My turn to have me a ball All the boys in the shop told me just where to stop If I wanted to play for it all But I never thought I'd find her on daytime TV And my whole world lies waiting Behind door number three I planned my apparel, I wore a big barrel And they rolled me to the very first row And I held up a sign and it says, "Kiss me I'm a baker, and Monty I sure need the dough" And then I grabbed him by the throat until he called on me Cause my whole world lies waiting Behind door number three Now I don't want what Jay's got on the table Or the box Carol Merrill points to on the floor I'll hold out as long as I am able And someday I'll go unlock that lucky door She's no big deal to most folks But she's everything to me And my whole world lies waiting Behind door number three And ain't it hard to realize, He's not sellin' any alibis When he stares into the vacuum of your eyes And says "Do you wanta make a deal?" They found us in the lost and found, Love is blind but now I see That my whole world lies waiting Behind door number three Yes my whole world lies waiting Behind door number three