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self-help book titled: how to change back your pa**words after having replaced them with something forgettable, unwieldy and obscure sub-titled: in an attempt to prevent an ex-lover obsessively perusing your gmail, facebook, and twitter accounts sub-sub-titled: once your ex-lover has decided to jump off of a very high roof sub-sub-sub-titled: also, how to not never be intimate with anyone ever, ever again