Stephen Malkmus - Tigers lyrics

I caught you streaking in your birkenstocks A scary thought in the two K's It's not too late It's in two days Got enveloped in your sticker shock I gotta tell ya, it's a barrage It's a barrage It's a mirage We are the tigers We need separate rooms We are so divided Let us in Change is all we need to improve Call me petty, I mean every word The "and"s, the "if"s, the "but"s, and the "the"s Trust me because I'm worth hating I'm a 1-800 you can vent A garden variety amends Rules we can bend Insular, narrow We are the tigers We need separate rooms We are so divided Let us in Hard to believe I never had a spleen Never had a spleen Never had a dream ??? throw you in steel