Stephen Fry - I f**ed My Son In The Asshole lyrics

i shove my penis into my sons an*s it makes a crunchy sound, i made his a**hole bleed when i gave him a super hard pound, his a**hole bled like a teenagers period, hes got a an*l period. i gaped his an*s like a elastic band, i shoved my head in there and went to poopy land,i want to play with his balls in the sand, and they make a bang. his penis dangled like a hanging candy cane, i f**ed him in his a** it was not easy to tame, his a** hole bled like a cherry aid waterfall, i got a feather and tickled his underaged balls. i f**ed him so hard in the a** that he starts to cry, i cut his head off and he will no longer cry, i f** him when rigor mortis sets in, his crunchy corpse is bleeding i throw it in the bin, he cried hard as f** so i murdered it, i shoved a axe in his an*s and cut off his non existing tits.