I can't have fun while you're not having fun And you don't seem to have much fun when I'm around And you tell me all of my jokes ain't that funny And that may be so, but I know your mama loves me Oh, have you forgotten how to say please You're so mean to me I waste my time Friday nights getting ready And try recreate the first date that you met me And you come around from the town of complacence And eat all my food, drink my booze, test my patience Have you forgotten how to say please You're so mean to me And I can be rotten but I slowly gotta please And you're so mean to me Oh, you're so mean to me I can't have fun while you're not having fun And you don't seem to have much fun when I'm around And you tell me all of my jokes ain't that funny And that may be so, but I know your mama loves me Oh, have you forgotten how to say please You're so mean to me And I can be rotten but I slowly gotta please And you're so mean to me Oh, you're so mean to me