Steel Panther - She's On The Rag (Alternate Version) lyrics

I was 12 years old and never been laid, I wanted to go to a party one day, But my mom said f** that in the A, Go do your spelling and your algebra I couldn't understand the reason, She threw a co*k block on the boy, Then I remembered that she was a woman, And that time of the month never seemed to coincide with joy So I snuck out the back, went anyway, b**h ain't gonna f**in' ruin my day, Just because she's on the rag, She's on the rag She's on the rag I was hangin' out chillin' in a public pool, With my two-tone OP's feelin' cool, I looked at the shallow end and what did I see, More blood than a scene on jaws 3D, The waters gettin' dark and cloudy, Little kids trying to swim away, Teen girl smack in the middle, Sharing all the all the joys of menstruation on an august day Now she's mad at her mom, Hates her dad, For never tellin' her about Maxi Pads, The whole pool knows she's on the rag, She's on the rag She's on the rag She's on the rag, And it's ruining her f**in' day, Messin' up her summers eve, Too bad she couldn't get spayed Does anybody ever really need to know, When the girl next to you is getting menstrual flow, If you still get the giggles 'bout blood below, It's about f**in' time that you started to grow Cause you'd be kickin' the dog, Kickin' the cat, Eatin' ice cream and gettin' real fat! That's how you deal with, bein' on the rag, Bein' on the rag Bein' on the rag