Steel Panther - p**ywhipped lyrics

Hey! You said the boys were gonna hang tonight The guys are here but you ain't anywhere in sight Your excuses are getting pretty lame The malady you suffer has a name p**ywhipped Your balls don't have a chance p**ywhipped Your girlfriend wears the pants p**ywhipped Your new b**h has got you on the shortest rope Yeah yeah yeah Now your dick gets s**ed about as much as the Pope's Holy hell Yeah she's pretty, but no one is that fine What you need to do is grow a spine p**ywhipped Your girl locked up your nuts p**ywhipped And now you can't bang the s*uts p**ywhipped I was in a situation like the one you've got Jumping through those hoops each day because the chick was hot Well I was p**ywhipped like you but now my dick is wise You need to tell your dick to open up its f**ing eyes Open up your eyes We're all getting so tired of this game The sickness you've contracted has a name p**ywhipped Your balls don't have a chance p**ywhipped Your girlfriend wears the pants p**ywhipped You're calling it "romance" p**ywhipped Your who*e's got you in a trance p**ywhipped, whipped, whipped, whipped, whipped You're whipped!