Steel Panther - Gloryhole lyrics

There's a place in France where the naked ladies dance There's a hole in the wall where you put your co*k & balls But you never really know who's s**ing on the other side Is it a boy or a girl or a lady-man hermaphrodite Honey, I don't wanna know Who's s**ing my dick today I'm going to the glory hole Gonna spend my weekly pay Dream about Cheryl Tiegs While a beast greases up my pole I'm gonna blow my load at the glory hole Blow my load at the glory hole Blow my load at the glory hole The glory hole I know a place down the street just behind Micky dees Where the thing behind the hole really aims to please Well a buck o' five is all you need to get a job well done It doesn't matter if it's Tommy Lee or Attila the Hun Baby, I don't wanna know Who's s**ing my co*k tonight I'm going to the glory hole Gonna f** it with all my might In my head it's Jessica Biel Don't care if it's a f**ing troll I'm gonna blow my load at the glory hole Blow my load at the glory hole Blow my load at the glory hole Come, give your co*k a chance No need for romance Come soil your pants at the glory hole Come, get what you need Do the dirty deed Deposit your seed at the glory hole Fell somebody new at the glory hole Fill someone with goo at the glory hole No one judges you at the glory hole I don't wanna know Who's s**ing my dick today I'm going to the glory hole Gonna spend my weekly pay Dream about virgin teens While a beast greases up my pole I'm gonna blow my load at the glory hole Blow my load at the glory hole Blow my load at the glory hole Blow my load at the glory hole Oh baby, here I come Oh, oh, oh, f**