Steel Panther - B*ke Tears lyrics

You said you wanted to open up the doors to our bedroom You said my co*k was nice but left a little too much headroom So I called some of the boys and I set it up How was I to know you'd regret it, oh There was so much love on your face I couldn't see the tears There was so much spunk on your face neither the boys nor I could see the tears I said it would turn me on to watch you get f**ed by nine or ten guys When you said you banged the football team your freshman year I was slightly surprised But as I started letting out the dog in me, you flipped the switch and went back to monogamy There was so much love on your face I couldn't see the tears There was so much spunk on your face neither the boys nor I could see the tears We can't stop now it's moving too fast There's a nine inch co*k in your p**y, ten and a half in your a** Dongs in each hand so hold on tight when we all bust a nut I'm gonna make it right tonight There was so much love on your face There was so much love on your face There was so much love on your face I couldn't see the tears There was so much spunk on your face neither the boys nor I could see th tears There was so much so much love, so much love on your face There was so much, so much love Sticky, gooey jizz on your face, yeah Oh, your stupid sticky face We're gonna give you our love There was so much love on your face I couldn't see the tears There was so much spunk on your face neither the boys nor I could see the tears