Steady B - Surprise lyrics

Well I was goin' to a party just last week Walked through the door, seen this cold stone freak I was starin', thought my eyes was gonna pop through my face She wore tight black pants, no bra, and black lace Now I was eyein' her and she was clockin' me Then she came a little closer, said "[?] B" Then she walked off quick, but kinda [?] And then said "Hi baby, what's your pleasure?" Bust it. We pa**ed a few words, we started to dance Then she whispered in my ear, "Could I have a chance?" I felt her body press harder, she was on my ear Then she grabbed my hands and stuck em on her rear She said "I want it." You want it? "Yeah, right now." Let's take a pause for the cause, baby, let's sit down So she introduced herself as Miss Buffy We sat upon her sofa to get a little comfy She stepped out on me how much she wanted my bod She asked to go back to my place, I agreed with a nod So we jumped into my ride, I started conversatin' She was busy with my coat, I said come on baby be patient A couple minutes later, her hands took a dip I was [?] hey what is that like, zip My hands followed her hands, almost [?] top And then she looked up, I said oh baby why'd you stop? She said, "Let's save it" as she held my hand "I have somethin' to tell you?" What? "I used to be a man" "You used to be a what? A man? You'd better stop kidding You must be lying, and you better be tripping." I [?] my face, grabbed this chick by her neck Ripped off those stretch pants for a first-rate check Then I looked, surprise, threw her out and she ran She said she used to be one? This dude still was a man I just couldn't believe, this world is full of lies Don't think that I was ready for that kind of surprise Well I woke up kinda early, half asleep in the morn Thought to myself, "Hey, my girlfriend's gone She's on vacation, hey that's neat" I said "I'm gonna mess around for a whole long week" I got out the tub, got my shirt to impress Put on my Levi's with the permanent press Walked out the house, shut the door, turned the lock Hopped down the steps, then I ran down the block I looked around, seen all kinds of chicks So many different kinds, which one would I pick? The girl walked up, and so she spoke I turned around, saw her face, and I almost choked But at the same time another pa**ed us by Now this one really caught my eye So I ran up, and just my luck She had a baby, and I thought, so what? So I introduced myself like this So sly slick Steady ready for some action She said, "Can you give it to me, one satisfaction?" I said, "I can please you cause it's you I adore" What kind of trouble am I headed for? Am I really gonna cheat on my girl, really? Then all of a sudden I got this guilty feeling Psych! Cause she was s**y and I was on her She said "Where's your house?" I said "Right around the corner" We got around the block, she almost had a fit Cause I made her wait outside, I had to tidy up a bit So she came in, I gave a tour of my place Let's get a little cozy with the fake fireplace We [?] on the floor, got [?] [?] on the bear-skin rug Everything was great, man I'm not lying When the door crept open and her baby started crying Somebody came in, yelled surprise, cut the hype It was my girlfriend, she said "Man, we're gonna fight" So she grabbed this girl with no hesitation I said, "Hey baby, I thought you was on vacation" She said "Well I'm back," and I said "I can see!" Damn, I knew I shouldn't've gave her no key Surprise