Ste McCabe - Toilet Scrubbing lyrics

I've been the happy bunny here I have been all smiles and all ears And now that I've crawled to the end I no longer have to pretend And now I have the certificate I've got so many options that I don't know what to do with it Paper planes, cat litter, scrap paper, framed picture Should I pay for it with blood, sweat or tears? And now that the work is done I'm finding toilet scrubbing fun All those sk**s that I learned from you They don't pay like this sh** stained loo Well I could say that you lie to us Or watch us dig our own graves while you pa** the tools to us But I've got toilets I must scrub I dig your garden, serve your pint Clean your shoes, avoid your eyes You say I'm clever and you ask me why All I need is ten grand and more time I dig your garden, serve your pint Clean your shoes, avoid your eyes You say I'm clever and you ask me why All I need is ten grand and more time While I'm toilet scrubbing.