Ste McCabe - I Want To Be In Your Magazine lyrics

I want to be in your magazine I want to be in your magazine I want to be in your magazine I want to be in your hemisphere I'd do anything for a beer but true, that's not why I first came here I want to be in your magazine I'll bring all of my shallow dreams all those things that they do to me I would do again unto myself well any way you like it do you like it s**y? well don't say it's hollow but when do I swallow?? I want to be in your magazine I'll be alternative maybelline with some desperate anecdotes putting loreal lipstick on a goat now all complaints are pushed aside we all know now that you lie and I won't punish myself again coz if I say a word, well it's my fault well any way you like it do you like it cheeky? well don't say it's hollow but I always swallow I want to be in your magazine I want to be in your magazine I'll be alternative maybelline I want to be in your magazine I'll be alternative maybelline