Starbomb - I Choose You to Die (Karaoke Version) lyrics

Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Egoraptor, Ninja Sex Party Gotta catch em all Smell my balls Yo, what up, b**h? I'mma tell you a tale 'Bout how Ash Ketchum got his a** sent to jail Beat the Elite Four, won the tournament war But he just couldn't get the same rush as before Fat and depressed, his life had gone south So he turned to Pikachu and then he punched him in the Meowth He felt so alive! He felt so real! He beat all his Pokémon with his fists of Registeel He got arrested for domestic violence It was a crazy motherf**in' Cacturne of events He said that Pika's bruises happened on the stairs when he fell The cops said "Granbull sh**!" and threw that b**h in a cell Rock on! This is a f**ed up tale of Pokémon gone wrong Gone wrong That's right! This sh** is tight when Egoraptor's at the mic b**h Ash was in trouble as soon as he arrived He Magnemite not make it out of prison alive His lawyer ran in with a big state trooper Bringing fiery news, like Charmanderson Cooper It's your lucky day, Pika posted your bail So Ash found his little friend outside of the jail But Pikachu was different, he had mentally snapped Ash was Chandelure'd into his deadly trap Pika pulled out a gun, and he said with a cry "s** a yellow dick, bro! I choose you to die!" "Don't do it!" Yelled Ash, "You know I got your back!" But Pika pulled the trigger, shot him twice in the sack Holy f**! I don't know if you've been shot in the nuts! Spoiler: It s**s And oh Squirtle, gotta catch 'em all, but they might just ruin your balls And poor Misty, again and a-Gengar she'll have Gastly screams that Haunter dreams But you'll want more, and if you don't we'll beat your a** 'till it's Bulbasaur YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Pokémon