Starbomb - The New Pokerap lyrics

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Starbomb - The New Pokerap lyrics

[Ash Ketchum - Danny Sexbang:] My name is Ash Ketchum baby! My life is back on track But I've been in the hospital Since Pika shot me in the sack And I don't know all the new Pokemon [Brock - Egoraptor:] Yo bro, I can help you with that [Ash Ketchum - Danny Sexbang:] Hey Brock! I'll do all the singing And you take care of the raps [Brock - Egoraptor:] Alright, let's go! Pikachu, Squirtle, Venasaur, Arcanine Diglett, Jigglypuff, Muk [Ash Ketchum - Danny Sexbang:] Oh, I know these guys! [Brock - Egoraptor:] Asscloud, Nippleclamp, Poopypants, Dingledoodle Ranchbreath, Turkeyburger, Beefhead, Clock [Ash Ketchum - Danny Sexbang:] Woah! [Brock - Egoraptor:] Haterade, Bubbledump, Overdraft, Headcheese Picklefeet, Frontbu*t, Softbreak, Comicwho*e Underloaf, Chairwolf, Manatease, Freebase Nickelback, Lumbersack, Tinyhead, Door [Ash Ketchum - Danny Sexbang:] A-are you serious? You're not making those up? Those are real? [Brock - Egoraptor:] Haha! You know it bro! Gotta catch em' all! [Ash Ketchum - Danny Sexbang:] Well it seems new types of Pokemon are coming out really fast! [Brock - Egoraptor:] Oh, there are more [Ash Ketchum - Danny Sexbang:] Really? Wait, I'm immediately sorry that I asked [Brock - Egoraptor:] We've got Jigglystuff, Adamsapple, Frognut, Waterbottle Candya**, Tracklighting, Pick-a-dilly, Man Lamberguineapig, Artstudent, Tinkleburg, Flavorsaver Trainlick, Coffeemunch, Poodlehat, Dataplan Wondernug, Telechubby, Ravermouse, Milkstain Yogafish, Oldperson, Freezeclump, Ponysquirt Oilyshorts, Dad's sweater, Pop-a-squat, Hairystump Wetsocks, Shatternut, Noodlearm, Shirt [Ash Ketchum - Danny Sexbang:] They're running out of ideas and I can't take any more! [Brock - Egoraptor:] Don't worry, there's only a couple left [Ash Ketchum - Danny Sexbang:] How many? [Brock - Egoraptor:] Uh 300, 064 [Ash Ketchum - Danny Sexbang:] Nooo [Brock - Egoraptor:] Stinkledink, Cuddlyd**h, Arguement, Pillowbite Drumsolo, ActuallySatan, Weinisfriend, Dinobooty Santaj**, Clevergirl, Straightuptoilet, Whalesnail Fiddly-Faddly, Biddly-Baddly, Diddly-Doodly, Hiddly-Hoodly Snaggletoosh, Poolboy, Drizzlenips, Spatalanturn Thuma Urman, Bunch-a-nugget, Manglerubber, Catdeer Fuglyrumph, Phlemycough, Whiskertoes, Chocolatefart Freemburglar, Swordtank, Monkeychunk, Beer [Ash Ketchum - Danny Sexbang:] f** it! You know what? I'm going back to the hospital [Gun shots] [Ash Ketchum - Danny Sexbang:] Ah! My sack, my sweet sweet sack